The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13--count 'em, 13!--Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture.
Carmen Electra....Queen Margo
Method Man....Persian Emissary
Travis Van Winkle....Sonio
Jim Piddock....Loyalist / Simon Cowell
Nicole Parker....Britney Spears / Paris Hilton / Paula Abdul / Ellen DeGeneres / Hunchback Paris
Ike Barinholtz....Dane Cook / Bond Villain / Prophet
Crista Flanagan....Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty
Hunter Clary....Leo Jr.
Emily Wilson....Lindsay Lohan
Filmography links and data courtesy of The Internet Movie Database.